Friday, 22 December 2017
Fleet streets finest - Christopher Hitchens
From Evelyn Waugh to Michael Frayn, novelists have portrayed journalists as bibulous, cynical and slothful. But for Christopher Hitchens, the tales of 'unredeemed squalor' and fiddled expenses evoke nostalgia for a vanished age
Wednesday, 22 November 2017
Tuesday, 17 October 2017
Saturday, 7 October 2017
Saturday, 30 September 2017
Phillip Larkin - Christopher Hitchens Arguably IN MAY 1941, Philip Larkin was the treasurer of the Oxford University English Club and in that capacity had to take the visiting speaker George Orwell out to dinner after he had addressed the membership on the subject of “Literature and Totalitarianism.” Larkin’s main recollection: “We took Dylan Thomas to the Randolph and George Orwell to the not-so-good hotel. I suppose it was my first essay in practical criticism.”
Tuesday, 26 September 2017
Sunday, 17 September 2017
This is my new Drone and I'm really happy with it although I still can't master all the controls. Bloody thing flew right at me! How did that happen!!! Still flew over my neighbours garden. Got told off by Chris who's threatened to stop my pocket money if I do it again. Who cares , she's bonkers!!!
So it's off to pastoral England dodging the silent reproach of the bloody countryside Alliance! Lets face it! they think they own the bloody countryside, the only difference between the country side alliance and the nazi's is the different colour boots! Well that and having sexual activities with animals - The countryside Alliance I mean, not the Nazi!! even they wouldn't sink that low. And if any of you sheep shaggers think what I'm saying is a tad litigious you can take it up with my lawyer at Al jazeera Tv cartoon network Yemen!
AL Jazeera is great! better than youtube, it has great cartoons like Sponge Robert round pyjamas despite being unfairly attacked for plagiarism from the country side alliance!
My drone will boldly go were no other drone as gone before! in fact it will bravely buoyantly bounder where no other Drone has gone before - Raspberry to Star Trek who could only manage one split infinitive where I've managed three!! to be fair I didn't know what a split infinitive was until I watched Star Trek and now I use them all the time!
I prefer Klingons to those stupid bloody Ewoks, sex toys for kids and the bloody Country side alliance! And while we're on the subject , Country side Alliance STOP having sex with Donkeys, and use women instead. It's an acquired taste I know but you'll find sex with a women is very much the same as sex with a Donkey except the tail doesn't keep getting in the way!!!
Sheep and cows are for flying Drones over and you can see many fantastic documentaries on Al Jazeera Tv cartoon network with my remarkable footage.
One final note before blast-off - My last drone is in the Morgue at the moment most probably being molested by bloody Jimmy Saville. I don't know why so many people were surprised that Saville was having sex with cadavers, after all it's where all the rotten c***s end up! Sorry but my spite for that Bastard know now bounds!!!
Friday, 15 September 2017
Wednesday, 13 September 2017
Thursday, 31 August 2017
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